screw the rules said the bum.

the bum is considering whether to skip work next week when the bum has spring break from classes.

the bum thinks he might get away with it, if he just shows up a week later and states, 'the bum was on spring break.'

that explanation and the combined power of the union he is in, he believes he might have a shot to pull it off without being fired.

then again, the bum has ethics and bills to pay so he might not do it.

but the bum is still a bum so he might just do it.