what the fuck asked the bum

the bum mentioned in a previous post that he would seek out a second job for the summer and today he did just that. he applied for a night crew job at a grocery store. nothing challenging (because as you know the bum is an idiot and probably couldn't handle it) but at the same time it will bring the bum some revenue that he needs/wants.

the bum was suprised at the application process for the job. the bum isn't one to look down on people but the bum doesn't understand why he had to fill out nearly a hundred page application for a late night clerk job in a grocery store. yes, the application was around one hundred pages but the bum admits it probably could have been scrunched down to around 20 pages...but still, thats a ridiculous amount of information that is needed. its not like the bum will have any major impact with the job or that the job itself will have any impact. the application should have been no longer than two pages and i am being very generous.

what the fuck man.