you dirty whore said the bum

the bum remembers from high school health class that one in four adults have herpes. that's a statistic that the bum has kept with him for many years, in hopes that it will be imprinted so clearly in his brain, that when the blood rushes away from it when he is with a young lady, that he won't rush into something that will cause long-term damage. the bum thought that number would go down with the technological and scientific breakthroughs in the last decade or so but today the bum learned that its now estimated between 40% and 70% of adults have type I or type II herpes. woah. even if you are being conservative the number of herpes cases has apparently gone up in the last few years. maybe they underestimated it when the bum was in high school but still, this is a scary number. what's even more scarier was when the doctor who presented these numbers said herpes is not a bad thing since its so common. what the fuck did she just say?

of course herpes is horrible. the bum knows it, you know it, and she knows it. just because its common doesn't make it okay. and just because its treatable doesn't make it okay either. if you have herpes, the bum thinks you are a dirty whore. you couldn't wait till you were married and had to get a blood test to find out if your partner was a dirty whore or not. yes, the bum is aware you can get herpes from making out (open sores on the lips) so maybe you should wait on doing that as well. the bum has old fashioned views about when intercourse should take place but if you are a progressive whore (man or woman) at least get a blood test first and have your partner do the same. if you don't, you too will be like the idiot doctors out there who think herpes is okay.

ha! herpes is okay. next you will be telling the bum abortion is okay too. where are your values people?!